cats and dogs jokes
I have a gay Dog and now it cant socialize with other dogs. What Should I do?
My german shepard has been very gay for about 2 years now. It acts very feminine and squats to pee like a girl dog. Makes very gay barks that the cat even turns to look at it like ::Meow WTF?::
I hired a girl to take my dog peter on walks with other dogs and those dogs will not get within feet of peter. The last time a mixed breed pitbull tried to play with peter…… Well, Peter humped him.
I have no idea what to do because I love peter and dont want him to feel isolated. I mean for gods sake his play toy is an old barbie doll (NO JOKE) he could have had any other toy laying around like a little ostridge toy a little doggy toy put it chose a barbie. I am lost and confused. My cat doesnt want anything to do with peter and believe me she is almost telling me this. Any advise thanks
First you need to realize that dogs do not have a concept of sexuality like people do…you’ve put entirely too much thought into this…
Eddie Griffin – Cats and Dogs Joke
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