guide dogs on airplanes
Remember Tommy Cooper’s silly jokes?
Subject: Tommy Cooper quips
Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other “Your round.”
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Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other “Does this taste funny to you?”
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the Other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the dog up And starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls
out: ‘Can I help sir?’ ‘No thanks,’ says the blind bloke. ‘Just looking.’
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“Cos it’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle of a library and go ‘Aaaaaaagghhhh!!’ and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.”
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“He said ‘I’m going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.’ I thought ‘That’s a turn-up for the books.’”
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The man was a comic genius. Just like Max Miller (or so I heard from my Dad). His best short joke was:-
I was sitting on the Piccadilly line tube, when it suddenly came to a halt and everyone was thrown about. I neded up with a pretty young girl on my lap, who asked, ” Excuse me, but is this Cockfosters?” and I replied, The name’s Miller, ma’am.”
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